July 27, 2011 @ 11:27am • Quote Post • Tweet this • Share on Facebook
It’s like if the goalie punted the ball… and it flew through the air and hit the opposition’s star player in the groin, then as the opposition’s goalie was too busy laughing at what just happened, it went in… but it was like, spinning funny, so you’d be standing there going “oh man, is it, isn’t it going to go over the line?” and then a really adorable toad hopped onto the pitch over to the ball and went “blehh” and its tongue rolled out and hit the ball and pushed it over the line. And then the ref did a cool moonwalked and went “SOMEBODY STOP ME” like in that movie The Mask. That would be about the same thing.
— Alex, describing to me in football terms what it would have been like to see CC Sabathia pitch a no-hitter at last night Yankees game.
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