January 2010
42 posts
Watchclondon:
dangurewitch:
The iPad is a Comedy Gold Mine, written by me and featuring the CH staff. A hot slice of meta, for comedy writers and Apple haters the world over. Help make our non-angle iPad angle take the Internet by storm by lending us a digg.
CollegeHumor wins. You all can stop trying now.
SO good.
So I’ve been watching Dexter a lot recently. It was always a show I was, at some point, going to relent to and here we are. It’s really something.
I normally don’t have a good eye for plot holes, which is why when one presents itself it glares at me for the duration of whatever it is I’m watching. In a show based around forensics and murder there’s probably more plot...
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It's BAFTA Time!
I fucking love the BAFTAs. Maybe it’s my inherent British pride or maybe it’s because the Oscars are too baggy/the Golden Globes too silly but I really find I love the BAFTAs far more than the other broadcast awards. This year is no different and they’ve got some great categories and nominations this year. See them here.
What good would a silly blog post be without a proper...
I just discovered, pulled out and analysed my...
On a thorough, intimate intimate inspection I concluded yes, it is indeed a grey hair. Now, I’m no scientist but should 18-year-olds be getting grey hairs? What does this mean? Am I going to die shortly from a rare blood disease, or can I just look forward to being devastatingly handsome and distinguished at the age of 25?
Watchbenjoseph:
streeter:
Streeter Theeter: Phantom of the Brainstorm
Phantom pitches some his better T-Shirt ideas. BTW, you can follow Phantom on Twitter and Tumblr. And until his shirt ideas get made, maybe you could pick up a Phantom BustedTee?
Not too far off from the actual process, and notable for distilling an entire semester of jokes about Tom, our British intern, into one Post-HUH.
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Tim Burton to Direct Sleeping Beauty Remake... →
I’ll be honest, I’m a huge Tim Burton fan. I love certain films of his (Sweeney Todd, Batman (&2)) and feel other more dissapointing ventures were just a few tweaks from being truly great in their own rights (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sleepy Hollow).
The most frustrating thing about Burton, I feel, is how dedicated he is to his own style. There’s nothing wrong with...
Watchdangurewitch:
George Lucas Re-Edits Star Wars Opening Text. A delicious slice of NERD RAGE written by me and Patrick, and whipped up by our editors. Digg it!
I love this not only because it’s super funny, but for the phrases “having your dick blown off” and “Max Rebo band” in the same sentence.
If I could choose any skill to instantaneously posses, it would be the skill to hold a consistent, comfortable conversation with hairdressers. It’s no secret I’m a pretty awkward guy at the best of times, and whenever I see that big black leather chair looming ahead I can’t help but internally brainstorm a few quick ideas for easy conversation subjects to avoid the tortuous...
The look
lukesacherman:
on Jason Reitman’s face when Avatar won best picture was priceless. VERY pissed.
Glad someone else caught that. Brilliant.
Someone bring me a TARDIS
Best Actor: Drama
Michael Stuhlbarg
Best Screenplay
Quentin Tarantino
Best Director
Kathryn Bigelow
Best Film: Comedy Or Musical
(500) Days Of Summer
Best Actress: Drama
Carey Mulligan
Best Film
Doesn’t matter, get Cameron away from that stage and let the other 4 race to the Globe.
It’s 4.30am and I’m going to bed.
For the record, I don’t hate Avatar. I liked...
James Cameron? REALLY?!
clondon:
Fuck Avatar.
“NBC said it would rain at 10 but they moved it to 11:30.”
– Tom Hanks, whose red carpet sass further proves his perfection. (via jess-agi)
The Alice and Wonderland Soundtrack looks like...
amandalynferri:
1. “Alice (Underground)” performed by Avril Lavigne 2. “The Poison” performed by The All-American Rejects 3. “The Technicolor Phase” performed by Owl City 4. “Her Name Is Alice” performed by Shinedown 5. “Painting Flowers” performed by All Time Low 6. “Where’s My Angel” performed by Metro Station 7. “Strange” performed by Tokio Hotel and Kerli 8. “Follow Me Down” performed...
Spider-Man 4 Scrapped; Raimi and Maguire Gone;... →
I’m pretty shocked about this news. Not only because this “reboot” will be out in LESS than a decade after Spider-Man was originally released, but after the studio-interference clusterfuck that was Spiderman 3, Raimi STILL doesn’t appear to have been treated all that well.
I, for one, would have liked to see John Malkovich as The Vulture. Just saying, Sony. Just saying.
I FOUND £20 IN MY POCKET
Big find as previous to this I only had a total of £15 to my name (including bank account).
In other news I crafted a Stonehenge replica made of cheese earlier and then ate it.
Unemployment rules.
Dear internet
Could someone out there right now please offer me a job? This manual jobhunting rubbish is so 90’s.
Nicholas Cage As Everyone!!!11!!! →
tweetyyum:
Frankerrrrrs, there’s a Ghostbusters one
(via nothella)
And to think all Nicholas Cage has to do is climb through his own portal and this actually becomes a reality.
ANOTHER way for you to ask me questions here.... →
David Tennant's final Doctor Who episode in 10...
I’m excited.