Tom Philip Wrote This: Archive

Dear 2009,

Thank you for everything. Thank you for moving faster than any other year i have ever known. You did well. 2008 was a tough opponent, and although it got the upper hand once or twice, you picked up your game and annihilated any and all competition. You were the best year, and I hope your neighbour 2010 can be a worthy successor, even if it has a very tough job to do. Yours, Tom.

Dec 31st

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Tom, why didn’t you say goodbye to me? I was extremely shell-shocked and dazed on my last day, due to it being my last day. I pretty much let it pass me by in a panic. There are many people I didn’t get to say goodbye to properly and I regret it. It’s no reflection on you or the countless aggressive, xenophobic emails you sent to me throughout my stay. If you had a chance to...

Dec 30th

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formspring.me

Does everyone in London wear a top hat and a monocle or is that just for special occasions? If it were up to me then everyone in the UK would adhere to the strictest, classiest dress code possible. Unfortunately we’re just as lowbrow and disgusting as everyone else. Ask me anything

Dec 30th

Everyone else is doing it, right?

http://www.formspring.me/tommphilip Go ahead.

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 24th

Dynamic Duo

brendanhbanks: Tom and I teaming up on some stuff, this is how we collaborate: Brendan: SHUT IT TOM, YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME Tom: I AM CARRYING THIS DUO Brendan: YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT ME Tom: THAT’S IT, I QUIT! GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LAME ARTICLE, WHICH I CAN STEAL AND WRITE FASTER THAN YOU! Brendan: DO IT, ONLY IF YOU ARE READY FOR ME TO COME ACROSS THE POND AND KICK YOUR ASS Two Minutes...

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Christmas With The Smurfs - The Smurfs This is...

Dec 21st

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What is happening to the world?

Rage against the Machine get Christmas number 1, Brittany Murphy dies and there’s SNOW ON CHRISTMAS?!?!?!?!?! Either something REALLY bad is about to happen or Roland Emmerich is pulling one hell of a publicity stunt.

Dec 20th

Snowed in!!

Dec 19th

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“Have you ever seen a film in 3D that absolutely NEEDED to be in 3D?”

– Well played, Mark Kermode.

Dec 18th

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

benjoseph: From the soundtrack of Dangerous...

Dec 15th

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Guess I better go

Tomorrow I leave New York. Aside from being heartbroken, I’m also excited to go back to England. It’s a potent and disarming cocktail of emotion. These last 3 months have been among the best of my life. I’ve done so much, with so many highlights… Saw my favourite band perform less than 24 hours after stepping off the plane. Made friends after one night. Started working...

Dec 9th

Watch

owenparsons: dangurewitch: The Tetris God, written by me and Jeff Rubin, directed by Sam. Starring UCB’s own Neil Casey, who kills it. Defying our cries of “It’s not possible!,” Sam rewrote the order of the pieces so that they actually create a legitimate onscreen game during the sketch. One of my favorites in a while. Digg it. So, so, so good. The first time I saw this, literal tears of...

Dec 7th

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Something's Gotta Give is on. Awesome.

Like I care what you think. I’m going to watch and enjoy this.

Dec 7th

The Brit Returns

There are two specific traits I share with any 11-year-old child. 1. I enjoy Megazords 2. I have absolutely no skill/confidence in traveling internationally Shoot me an email (tomm.philip(at)gmail.com) if you know a single thing about getting to/through JFK. Thanks, internet.

Dec 6th

Dec 4th

Yikes

Scrubs is set in a NEW hospital? I defintely not like the new version.

Dec 2nd

What Other Countries Call Santa Claus →

amandalynferri: Grandfather Frost! Christmas Brownie? Sign me up!

Dec 1st

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