May 2012
8 posts
Watchcollegehumor:
CollegeHumor All Nighter
It’s Rob Thomas O’Clock so we made this video
WhatShouldWeCallMe Submission
When I found out there wasn’t a gif of the Bob’s Burgers seal online, I was all like:
April 2012
4 posts
WatchHAPPY EASTER
March 2012
7 posts
Bully
If you’ll allow me to be real for a moment, I’d like to express my disappointment with the recent news that the MPAA denied The Weinstein Company’s appeal for “Bully“‘s rating to be lowered from an R to a PG-13, meaning the film will be released unrated. They did this solely because the language in the film is objectively too strong for an automatic PG-13...
The Hunger Games: A Review
This movie is awful.
I went to a midnight screening last night and, underestimating the patience of middle-American high schoolers, ended up separating from my group because there were no seats left together.
At a certain point in the film where children die, a child dies. Another character responds in kind and kills the killer of the first child. It’s visceral and realistic. At this point...
I'm going back to New York again again.
That’s right, all. After nearly being deported just one month ago (Before it turned out the whole thing was a misunderstanding. “Surprise! I read a letter wrong and you were out-of-your-mind-terrified for an afternoon but it’s all OK!” My Coordinator didn’t say but meant) I’m going to be in New York for another summer. I’ll have a hip new attitude,...
I'm here to talk about media I've recently...
John Carter
Maybe it’s the fact that John Carter is now one of the worst films ever at making money but I can’t help feeling sorry for this beautiful mess of a film. It’s pretty great until about halfway through, when things start happening because a tradition says it should. There’s a great point in the film (for the sake of people who don’t want it spoiled (like...
February 2012
5 posts
January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
8 posts
My top 10 films of 2011
10. `THE DARK KNIGHT
9. Anything I could call “hollow” because that’s a smart-person word when it comes to arts reviews.
8. My boy Ray and I made a Big Bang Theory spoof trailer and it was sick. Once youtube unlocks my account I’ll show you.
7. House S1E1
6. There’s this great one of three girls and two guys, and they have, like, 2 beds side by side, and there’s this brunette with just the...
cockenblog asked: Direct message from mittens: Tell Tom I say hello but also that I'm still waiting at the door from when he said he was coming for Thanksgiving. Also, he's stupid. But also, I like him.
A while back, I promised I’d “blog” a little more, simply because photos of puppies, while among the best things to exist, view, and share, don’t benefit in any particular way from my personal approach to posting them. Instead, here’s a dumb piece of exploitative purple prose that reveals a part of my soul, or whatever.
I wrote this piece a little while back for...
Happy To Be Here
conorjamesmckeon:
“When you ain’t got nothin’, you got nothin’ to lose”
Bob Dylan, Like A Rolling Stone
On October 11th, 2011, at 11:06 pm EST, I had an anxiety attack. Then, a few minutes later, I had an epiphany.
Several days later I quit the job I’d spent the previous 2 years of my life pursuing; a full-time comedy writing gig with full health benefits during the least stable...
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
5 posts
Sequel Talk
Dan: I hope the next movie is called And Then It Was The Planet Of The Apes
Tom: Still The Planet Of The Apes
Dan: Now, And Forever More, The Planet Of The Apes
Tom: Not The Planet Of The Apes. Sike! It Absolutely Continues To Be The Planet Of The Apes.
Dan: You Can't Get Much More Planet Of The Apes Than The Planet Of The Apes
September 2011
5 posts
1 tag
August 2011
12 posts
8 tags
