February 2012
4 posts
January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
8 posts
My top 10 films of 2011
10. `THE DARK KNIGHT
9. Anything I could call “hollow” because that’s a smart-person word when it comes to arts reviews.
8. My boy Ray and I made a Big Bang Theory spoof trailer and it was sick. Once youtube unlocks my account I’ll show you.
7. House S1E1
6. There’s this great one of three girls and two guys, and they have, like, 2 beds side by side, and there’s this brunette with just the...
cockenblog asked: Direct message from mittens: Tell Tom I say hello but also that I'm still waiting at the door from when he said he was coming for Thanksgiving. Also, he's stupid. But also, I like him.
A while back, I promised I’d “blog” a little more, simply because photos of puppies, while among the best things to exist, view, and share, don’t benefit in any particular way from my personal approach to posting them. Instead, here’s a dumb piece of exploitative purple prose that reveals a part of my soul, or whatever.
I wrote this piece a little while back for...
Happy To Be Here
conorjamesmckeon:
“When you ain’t got nothin’, you got nothin’ to lose”
Bob Dylan, Like A Rolling Stone
On October 11th, 2011, at 11:06 pm EST, I had an anxiety attack. Then, a few minutes later, I had an epiphany.
Several days later I quit the job I’d spent the previous 2 years of my life pursuing; a full-time comedy writing gig with full health benefits during the least stable...
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
5 posts
Sequel Talk
Dan: I hope the next movie is called And Then It Was The Planet Of The Apes
Tom: Still The Planet Of The Apes
Dan: Now, And Forever More, The Planet Of The Apes
Tom: Not The Planet Of The Apes. Sike! It Absolutely Continues To Be The Planet Of The Apes.
Dan: You Can't Get Much More Planet Of The Apes Than The Planet Of The Apes
September 2011
5 posts
1 tag
August 2011
12 posts
8 tags
My archive tells me it’s been something like 4 months since I wrote some kind of text-only post that has any kind of tenuous relation to things I’m actually doing. Which is sad.
I’m sitting in a very college lobby. Cheap seats with plaid cushions. There’s a small TV on in the corner, and the faint but distinctive sound of a vacuum cleaner or maybe a washing machine. This is well and truly...
21 tags
2 tags
July 2011
8 posts
“It’s like if the goalie punted the ball… and it flew through the air...”
– Alex, describing to me in football terms what it would have been like to see CC Sabathia pitch a no-hitter at last night Yankees game.
Henham Dads →
Hey guys, here’s by far the best section of my home village’s website.
June 2011
13 posts
